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They put up a sign reading
No go.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
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Loons and Moons
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
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Nuts and Butts
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Then came..
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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Unacceptable again!
Freaks and Cheeks
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No, not a chance
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Analysis & Anal Cysts
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Minds and Behinds
Catatonics & High Colonics
Still no good.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
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Everyone loved it.
So they tried
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
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So, the docs changed it to read
Next, they tried...
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Still no good
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
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Thumbs down again.
No way
Hysterias & Posteriors
Just Forget it!
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Another attempt resulted in ...